Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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my gramma died

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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