That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A bar walks into a man

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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