What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Penis.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

good looking women

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Erectile Dysfunction.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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