Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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