- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Rush Limbaugh

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

think twice or at least think

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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