Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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