- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

darude- sandstorm

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

go F*** yourself

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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