- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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