Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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