Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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