I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why? Why Not?

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