I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Skrillex.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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