- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Then none of us want to be right.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Uh... What was emulating again?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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