Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

It's all Taggart

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Anti Joke

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