- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Women's rights...

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

My dad

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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