whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Haha, I get it..

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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