if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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