- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

How high is a Chinaman

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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