A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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