Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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