- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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