Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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