why girl die cancer

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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