Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Religion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

This isn't funny.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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