how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Neither have I

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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