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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

diarrhea.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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