- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

my whole life!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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