- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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