Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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How would you rule?

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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