- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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