What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Woman rights.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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