What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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the sky is green no it is not

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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karn chevalier

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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