what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

whos district champs not JM

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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