Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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