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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

which one is easiest

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

You bumder!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you