Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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