Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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