- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Connor is homo

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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