What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Church.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Fox News

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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