Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Shea's sty....

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

noah is a scrub jungle

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