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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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