That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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can you pass the soap?

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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