- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Yo mama so fat.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

This sentance contains three errers

Do u take sugar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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