- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Sex education in Texas.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream