- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what is orange? an orange

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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