Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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haha Otarts was here

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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