- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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