How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

haha Otarts was here

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why can't february march Because april may

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the gay guy sad?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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