Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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