- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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