Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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