no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Sex vagina. lol.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Knock Knock Come in

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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