I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What is older than history?

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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