- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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