- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Two planes walk into an office building

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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