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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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