What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What would Muhammed do?

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Robin, get in the car!

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

what's black? a lot of things.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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