- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A fish swims up your penis...

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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