- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

world society

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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