- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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