What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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