- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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