Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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nickel back

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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