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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

a person who will soon die of beeties

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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