- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Chicken

An Aisian failed a test

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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