- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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