Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

for keeps?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why can't jokes spit?

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

The adventures of Helen Keller:

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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