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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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