Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock Knock. Not home.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

hi dave

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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