- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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