- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Women's Rights

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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