Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Hi

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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