- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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