What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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