what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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