Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the fish say after he

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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