Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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