You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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