- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

AIDS

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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