Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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CAS

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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I read the terms of service.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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