What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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ur gey

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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