an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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