who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What would Muhammed do?

Women's Rights.

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