- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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