There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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