Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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