You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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How's the weather? Good.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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