- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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