Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

rocky is here again.......................

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

This sentence is a lie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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