Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Irish sobriety

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Women's Rights.

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