how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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