Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

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