What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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