Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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