- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Justin

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A black man comes home from work.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Worms don't like apples.

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