Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Homo say what?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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