- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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