What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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hola said the chinese man

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Good job, son.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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