What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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