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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Maths.

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