What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Black people stink of shite!

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Anti Joke

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