- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

black people

Women's Rights

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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