Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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im gay

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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